Our Boards

Charcuterie Boards

We have a wide selection of sizes to fit any of your upcoming events! We take great pride in sourcing the freshest ingredients (farm to table when possible), all preserves on the boards are made in-house, we source local St. Louis charcuterie meats and American made artisanal cheeses  Even our boards are lovingly cut and sanded in-house by the resident carpenter!

We guarantee the freshness of our Charcuterie and Cheese Boards and Crudites Board for 24 hours. Charcuterie and Cheese Boards and Crudités Boards can technically last a week if wrapped well however moisture will accumulate on the board affecting the integrity of the product.

Boards are appetizer portions, if you want heavier portions we recommend ordering one size up.

We require 3 days notice of Board orders.

 

Gift Board $85

Serves 3-4 Guests:
Our handcrafted Charcuterie and Cheese board is styled on a wood board that is yours to keep and includes 2-3 Cheeses, 1-2 Cured Meats, our Homemade Small Batch Jam, and accompaniments like Olives, Cornichons, Dried Fruit, Assorted Nuts and Seasonal Flower and Herb garnishes.

PARTY BOARD $160

Serves 10 Guests:
Our handcrafted Charcuterie and Cheese board is styled on a wood board that is yours to keep and includes 3-4 Cheeses, 2-3 Cured Meats, our Homemade Small Batch Jam, and accompaniments like Olives, Cornichons, Dried Fruit, Assorted Nuts and Seasonal Flower and Herb garnishes..

GATHERING Board $192

Serves 12 Guests:
Our handcrafted Charcuterie and Cheese board is styled on a wood board that is yours to keep and includes 4-5 Cheeses, 3-4 Cured Meats, 2 of our Homemade Small Batch Jams, honey comb, fresh fruits and accompaniments like Olives, Cornichons, Dried Fruit, Assorted Nuts and Seasonal Flower and Herb garnishes

SOCIAL BOARD $320

Serves 15-20 Guests:
Our handcrafted Charcuterie and Cheese board is styled on a wood board that is yours to keep and includes 5-6 Cheeses, 4-5 Cured Meats, 3 of our Homemade Small Batch Jams, honey comb, fresh fruits and accompaniments like Olives, Cornichons, Dried Fruit, Assorted Nuts and Seasonal Flower and Herb garnishes.

Crudité Board $80+

We offer 3 sizes to fit your needs-See order page for more sizes.

*Shown above is the Small Size

Serves 8-10 Guests
 The lucious crudities board is filled with an array of the best in-season vegetables we can find and served with our in-house mediterranean hummus (DF, GF) or Bay Blue Goddess Dressing (GF). *Larger sizes have 2 dips.

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We have relocated to the St. Louis, MO area and look forward to serving this community!