*DUE TO Medical LEAVE we are closed from May 13 – June 28. Accepting orders for 4th of July Celebrations & onwards.

Our Menu

Grazing Boards 

You’ve never experienced a charcuterie board like this—trust us! Our handcrafted, best-selling boards showcase the finest cheeses and charcuterie. Each board is thoughtfully curated with a rotating selection of 4-6 cheeses, 2-5 American-cured meats, antipasti, premium nuts, fresh and dried fruits, mini wholegrain mustard, honeycomb, and our house-made preserves, all topped with seasonal garnishes.

Arriving beautifully presented on a handcrafted wooden board with bamboo tongs, a mini spoon, and one or two sleeves of crackers (depending on size).

Looking for a charcuterie board in St. Louis that truly impresses? Whether it’s an intimate brunch, a corporate event, a wedding, or a luxe grazing table, Procrastin’s Table offers custom boards and grazing tables to fit any occasion.

We take pride in sourcing farm-to-table whenever possible, supporting local St. Louis makers, and crafting every element with bespoke luxury. Our boards feature:

✨ American-Made charcuterie meats
✨ Aged cheeses from America and Europe
✨ House-made preserves, created in small batches
✨ Hand-cut and sanded wooden boards, crafted by our resident carpenter

Need a gluten-free or dietary-specific option? Just let us know—we’re happy to customize your board to fit your needs. 

Guaranteed Freshness & Storage Tips

We guarantee the freshness of our charcuterie and cheese boards and crudités boards for 24 hours. While they can last up to a week if properly wrapped, moisture accumulation may affect the texture and overall quality.

Choosing the Right Size

Our grazing boards are designed as appetizer portions. If you are looking for this to be a meal, we recommend ordering one size up, order multiple or check out our Grazing Tables for large events.

• Small Board-comes with 1 sleeve of crackers (Serves 2-4 Guests)~$75
• Medium Board-comes with 1 sleeve of water crackers (Serves 6-10 Guests)~$169
• Large Board-comes with a cracker box (Serves 11 -13 Guests)~$218
• Crudités and Hummus is one size (serves 6-10 Guests)- $150 (Other sizes available upon request).
• Dessert Board~ Medium is $235; Large is $335. DF & GF available for upcharge.

BOARD  TYPE

• Charcuterie Board (Cured Meats Only)
• Aged Cheese and Fruit Board
• Classic Charcuterie and Cheese Board
• Children’s Board ~Kid Approved!
• Dessert Board (DF & GF Options available)
• The Crudités and Hummus Board (Gluten-Free / Vegan)

We require 3 days notice for orders, next day orders may have a service charge of 20%. Reach out for custom orders.