Our Boards
Grazing Boards
We have a wide selection of sizes to fit any of your upcoming events! We take great pride in sourcing the freshest ingredients (farm to table when possible), all preserves on the boards are made in-house, we source local St. Louis charcuterie meats and American made artisanal cheeses Even our boards are lovingly cut and sanded in-house by the resident carpenter!
We guarantee the freshness of our Charcuterie and Cheese Boards and Crudites Board for 24 hours. Charcuterie and Cheese Boards and Crudités Boards can technically last a week if wrapped well however moisture will accumulate on the board affecting the integrity of the product.
Boards are appetizer portions, if you want heavier portions we recommend ordering one size up.
We require 3 days notice of Board orders.
Prosciutto Christmas Tree Board $75
Elevate your holiday gatherings with our Prosciutto Christmas Tree Board, a delightful centerpiece that combines festive flair with delectable flavors. This charming board, adorned with savory prosciutto and accompanied by our signature pineapple habanero preserves and stolen crackers, is sure to impress guests. Not only is it dairy-free, making it a thoughtful option for diverse diets, but its kid-approved and husband-pleasing taste mean you’ll be the star of the evening. Share this scrumptious experience at your next party or gift it to someone special, knowing that it’s crafted with the freshest ingredients and love, transforming your Holiday occasion into a memorable feast.
Gift Board $85
Serves 3-4 Guests:
Our handcrafted Charcuterie and Cheese board is styled on a wood board that is yours to keep and includes 2-3 Cheeses, 1-2 Cured Meats, our Homemade Small Batch Jam, and accompaniments like Olives, Cornichons, Dried Fruit, Assorted Nuts and Seasonal Flower and Herb garnishes.
PARTY BOARD $160
Serves 10 Guests:
Our handcrafted Charcuterie and Cheese board is styled on a wood board that is yours to keep and includes 3-4 Cheeses, 2-3 Cured Meats, our Homemade Small Batch Jam, and accompaniments like Olives, Cornichons, Dried Fruit, Assorted Nuts and Seasonal Flower and Herb garnishes..
GATHERING Board $192
Serves 12 Guests:
Our handcrafted Charcuterie and Cheese board is styled on a wood board that is yours to keep and includes 4-5 Cheeses, 3-4 Cured Meats, 2 of our Homemade Small Batch Jams, honey comb, fresh fruits and accompaniments like Olives, Cornichons, Dried Fruit, Assorted Nuts and Seasonal Flower and Herb garnishes
SOCIAL BOARD $320
Serves 15-20 Guests:
Our handcrafted Charcuterie and Cheese board is styled on a wood board that is yours to keep and includes 5-6 Cheeses, 4-5 Cured Meats, 3 of our Homemade Small Batch Jams, honey comb, fresh fruits and accompaniments like Olives, Cornichons, Dried Fruit, Assorted Nuts and Seasonal Flower and Herb garnishes.
Crudité Board $80+
We offer 3 sizes to fit your needs-See order page for more sizes.
*Shown above is the Small Size
Serves 8-10 Guests
The lucious crudities board is filled with an array of the best in-season vegetables we can find and served with our in-house mediterranean hummus (DF, GF) or Bay Blue Goddess Dressing (GF). *Larger sizes have 2 dips.
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email: procrastinstable@gmail.com | instagram: @procrastinstable
We have relocated to the St. Louis, MO area and look forward to serving this community!